MY   K A R A O K E   C O M M A N D M E N T S

Written by Gerrie Woo

1. Do not swing the mic around. It is dangerous and will damage the cord!
2. Don't trip on the cord, people will think you are drunk.
3. Don't put the mike directly in front of the speakers. It causes an ear shattering, screeching noise that hurts.
4. Acknowledge your applause with a thank you! It's just good manners.
5. Please don't come on the stage while someone is performing, unless approved. It is rude.
6. Absolutely NO drinking while on stage. I don't like it! #%$#*!
7. If you are going to yell, scream or whistle into the mic, move the mic away from your mouth. That hurts too!
8. Jumping up and down on stage could dislodge the discs. Then we'd have to close down for repairs. A "bummer" for all of us.
9. Your mouth should never touch the mic! Yuk! Germs!
10. Don't wait until you are fallen down, sloppy assed drunk to sing, You may think you sound great, but you'll look and sound like a sloppy assed drunk to us.

    
    
    
    
    

    
    

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